Kagami Yoshimizu Theater
3rd year, class B...
Miss Kuroi!
Yeah, yeah...
Aimai san senchi sorya punitte koto kai? Choh!
The ambiguous 3cm? Does that mean it's plushy? Wait!
Rappingu ga seifuku dafuritte koto nai bun
The wrapping is a uniform, argh, it's not an act, pooh
Ganbacchau yacchacchau
Gotta do your best, gotta just do it
Sontokkya chanto release yo
That's time to catch 'n' release, eek
Ase (whoop) ase (whoop)
Between sweat (whoop) sweat (whoop)
No tanima ni darlin' darlin' freeze!
Darlin', darlin', freeze!
Nan kataru nan taberu
Kinda lethargic, something's kinda comin' out
Aishiteiru are ikko ga chigatte run run
I love you... Oh wait, one of those was different
Nayamibou koutetsubou
Worrywarts, high metal bars
Oishinbou iikagen ni shinasai!
Tasty thoughts... And that's enough!
Tondetta aitsu no hoteru karadatte
The heated body of that flying you-know-who
Iwayuru futsuu na onna no ko
It's what you call a normal girlie
Odoroita atashi dake?
Am I the only one surprised?
Tonkotsu harigane okawari
Seconds on pork-bone broth ramen with wire-hard noodles
Da da da da da
Bonbon ouendan
Pom-poms cheer squad
Let's get cherry pie
Ranran kangeikai
Happy fun welcoming party
Look up! Sensation
Hai! Sonzaikan tenten shouwakusei
Yeah! Feeling of existence, dot dot small planet
Butsukatte tokemashita bouzen
Collided and it melted away, in total awe
Ooini utatte shi-ranger!
Go all out to sing, shi-ranger!
Motteike!
Take it away!
Saigo ni waracchau no wa atashi no hazu
I should be the one who'll be laughing in the end
Serafuku dakara desu ketsuron
Because I have the sailor suit <- This is my conclusion
n n n n n n n n
Getsuyoubi nanoni!
It's only Monday!
Kigen warui no dou suru yo?
Already in a bad mood? What to do?
Natsufuku ga ii nodesu kyawaii!
I really prefer the summer outfits <- kya! wah! good! (cute!) ♥
seifuku in san piece sorya matette chuucho da yan
Until we approach 3 pixels, no hesitations please *
Ganbatte harikitte
Do your best, be energetic
My darlin' darlin' please!
My darlin', darlin' please!
Hey, Konata, can I borrow your computer?
I want to type up some text for the committee meeting next week.
Sure!
I've been a bit out of whack recently...
I've been a head nurse recently...
...but it looks like I will make it in time...
...but it looks like transfer of a mania...
...I'd like to get a bigger head start...
...I'd like to dress in drag more...
...not just the enthusiasm, but taking care of
the feelings of the committee as a whole...
...not just the enthusiasm, but taking care of the fleeing of the committee as a whole...
...I'd like to have the contents of the assignment at hand
worked out in detail...
...I'd like to see nothing here of the assignment at hand wrkd n dtl...
Hey, mind explaining what's up with your PC?
Other people's computers are difficult to deal with, Kagami.
Delicate Line
Whoa, I didn't check my mail for a couple days,
and my mailbox is megas full!
Konata, despite how you seem, you get a lot of mail?
Sis... you came right out with a harsh truth.
That really got to me.
Because I'm sticking my head into places of that nature,
over 90o% of it is spam or solicitation mail.
We really don't know how to react,
so don't talk about things like that to the police, okay?
But I'm always thinking this...
How do these types of e-mail always come up with really funny subjects?
Are you free today?
Are you free tomorrow?
Are you free the day after tomorrow?
Are you free three days from now?
When are you free?
Am I persistent?
Am I not wanted here?
Deposited!
Just kidding.
Are you free tomorrow?
Acknowledge me!
Oh, I want to go to Panama.
Congratulations! You have been selected as a winner!
You have won 5 million barrels of rice! As much rice as you can eat!
Congratulations!
Copying...
From "tsun-dere" to "images"
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Time remaining: 2 hours
This is progressing pretty quickly.
Maybe it will be over sooner than I thought?
It's always like this,
but it's so unreliable with it fluctuating so much!
I guess I'll have a cup of instant noodles for a late-night snack.
I ended up getting toyed around with...
- Hello!
- Welcome. - Hello!
- Welcome.
I head that Konata and Yutaka caught a cold.
Oh, man, are you all right, Yutaka?
I've done myself in for the first time in a while...
Hey, Konata! Are you all right...
Oh, Sis, welcome.
I see... you don't have enough energy to attend class,
but you have enough energy to play games.
Now, well, see... You'd know how I feel, right, Sis?
Hello!
Oh, Minami and everyone! You came by to visit! Thank you!
She ended up bedridden this time,
but Yutaka has never been as healthy as she has been lately...
I really thank you for it, Minami-chan!
No, I haven't done anything...
She had a couple good friends back in junior high, too,
but I guess it has to do with overall compatibility...
Minami-chan, she talks about you a lot as well.
It's like school is just so much fun that she can't help herself.
You know, they say that all diseases start with willpower.
She forgets about all her illnesses when she's doing fun things.
Hello!
Oh, Minami and everyone! You came by to visit! Thank you!
She ended up bedridden this time,
but Yutaka has never been as healthy as she has been lately...
I really thank you for it, Minami-chan!
No, I haven't done anything...
She had a couple good friends back in junior high, too,
but I guess it has to do with overall compatibility...
Minami-chan, she talks about you a lot as well.
It's like school is just so much fun that she can't help herself.
Oh, Minami-chan, Tamura-san, and Patty-chan. Welcome.
Are you all right?
Get well soon.
Yeah... But why am I always so frail?
I hate making everyone worry so much...
No, no, there are a lot of people
who want to protect you for just that reason!
Well, even if it's good from other people's viewpoints,
it's usually tough on the actual person, right?
I guess it's like saying how someone who has a younger sister in real life
finds it hard to feel moe for younger sisters in general?
- Yeah, that!
- That's it! - Yeah, that!
And here it comes... The pouting attack from ordinary folk!
This must be the "I can't keep up with this" aura!
Ain't no helping it, ma'am! We're outlaws!
Speaking of being worried about your weak points...
Minami-chan, you're often worried that you don't have any breasts...
Is that so?
Oh, no, it's nothing like that...
They say that massaging breasts make them bigger.
Yeah, I've heard that too!
Is it really okay?
Minami-chan...
I can't ask anyone else for such a thing, Yutaka...
I'm going to touch it, okay?
Hold myself back, hold myself back!
Oh, Tamura-san, you're from that circle...
Yes. I was a part of the previous summer Comiket.
I have a few of your books.
Oh, I'm honored.
I see...
I'd like to read some of the manga you've drawn, Tamura-san.
Sis, let me read a couple.
Hmm... I don't mind, but...
Anything but that...
No, no, Hiyorin. Doujin are meant to be read.
Have mercy on a fellow warrior...
At least, keep it to the ones for general audiences...
- You sure put up a futile struggle, Hiyorin.
- At least... At least! - You sure put up a futile struggle, Hiyorin.
That was amazing. Now, let's go over it one more time.
Gum containing xylitol has the effect
of destroying the germs that cause cavities.
This is due to xylitol...
Before it is absorbed by the cavity germ,
the cavity germ's ATP are used up,
and simultaneously within the cavity germ,
something that is hard to dissolve...
If it's that good for my teeth, I should try it too.
When I was chewing gum for the sake of my teeth,
the filling in my tooth came out,
and I ended up going to the dentist.
I feel moe for a pitiful yet difficult-to-follow Miyuki-san.
There, there...
I feel moe for a pitiful yet difficult-to-follow Miyuki-san.
And that's what Miyuki-san was crying about today.
I felt moe.
I see...
And that's what Sis said.
That's why Miyuki-san was so gloomy...
I have to apologize to the person named Miyuki-san,
but I'll be using that idea!
Oh, I was having problems finding a good idea...
How do you come up with ideas for your manga?
Well, I can't summarize it all at once,
but I often take real-life experiences into consideration.
Real-life experiences...
You read some?
- Well, um... Well...
- You read some?! - Well, um... Well...
After I told her not to show you so much!
I'm sorry...
THOSE aren't based on real-life experiences!
But there were a lot of good stories,
and they were fun to read, you know?
Thanks...
I guess you can call it deja vu?
Some of them made me feel like I'd experienced them in the past.
I'd like to read it sometime too.
I'm sorry... I'm sorry...
That's probably the one that used you two as my models!
Oh, ma'am, good morning.
What, Izumi, up all night playing games again?
Or watching late-night anime series?
Well, lately, the number of late-night anime series has increased.
It's such a wonderful generation!
Even if it's a lie, I wish she'd say that she was studying...
I really think that maybe I should spend a little more money
and buy a DVD recorder or something.
No good. Stop that.
You'd just end up recording and not watching them.
It's like all the unplayed games I pile up.
Huh? What are you talking about?
Hey! Knock it off already!
You've got to be kidding me!
I'll tell you this, I don't have anything to do with it!
Oh, hello? You didn't hang up on me just now, did you?
Well, I had three bars, but for some reason it hung up...
Oh, sure.
I was being immature earlier. I'm sorry.
Oh, it's not like I'm saying this because we got cut off.
It turns out I've come back here once more...
Then, let me see where it came out.
Oh, if it's just that, it'll be fine just by putting the filling in again.
It'll be done really quickly.
But there's a tooth in the back that's starting to become a cavity,
so let's start treating that one first!
Lucky Star!
Oh.
Hm? What's wrong?
I just realized that strawberries smell like shortcakes.
Oh...
But wait, don't you mean that you can smell strawberries in shortcakes?
I mean, they have strawberries in them.
Huh?
Well... You can get confused like that sometimes.
Uncle, Sis, good morning.
- Morning, Yu-chan.
- Morning. - Morning, Yu-chan.
Today's pooch.
Oh, so many animals!
They're having a pet special today.
First, we'd like to introduce you to Koo, a Welsh Corgi.
Oh, it's a Corgi. So cute!
This one's owner is pretty cute.
The over-knee socks score really high points.
That absolute territory of exposed thigh is really well balanced.
I think she'd look good in a Gothic maid outfit.
Next up, we have Silviana, a Siberian Husky.
Oh, it's a Husky.
You don't see too many of those lately, though I like them a lot.
This one clearly looks like a tsundere!
I feel moe...
When someone has twin ponytails,
I can't help but see it as tsundere...
You play games and stuff too, Kusakabe?
Though I suck at them... Would you like to try some?
Oh, Hiiragi, you're great. That's amazing!
What, what's that? No way!
Check it out, Hiiragi is amazing!
You're right!
That opened up! That's totally impossible!
Seeing just how much fun she's having That opened up! That's totally impossible!
makes me feel bad for worrying about winning or losing... That opened up! That's totally impossible!
makes me feel bad for worrying about winning or losing...
It's a really smelly poser.
You mean "moe for smelly stuff"!
Oh, Patricia-san.
Hey there!
You're dropping by here a lot lately.
Patty is a very enthusiastic overseas student.
That's why I'm trying to teach the divine core of Japanese culture...
You can only teach a very, very small portion of Japanese culture.
Otaku are the pride of Japanese culture!
It is my grand mission to absorb everything that's out there
and take it back to America!
I'm appalled by your enthusiasm and all, but...
Patricia-san, what kind of songs are you listening to lately?
Well, let's see...
Orange Ran____ Chemis_____ Suneo Ha____
Porno Graff_____ L'Arc~en~C____ ___n, Nightm____... stuff like that.
I listen to all sorts of artists from Japan.
Oh... That was unexpected.
But all those groups have sung at least one anime song.
Man, Konata is as sharp as ever!
On top of that, Patty, you only listen to those anime songs, right?
Oh, I'd really like a maid myself.
- Huh?
- A maid. - Huh?
- A maid.
Oh, a maid...
Patricia-san, you live alone and not in a dorm or anything?
Yes. I'm always busy with cooking, laundry, manga, and anime.
It must be hard, since you're not used to it.
I can see why you'd want a housekeeper.
Non, non... Not a housekeeper, but a maid.
What? Aren't they like the same thing?
Oh, it's totally different!
What have you been learning in this country?!
No... I think you have a mistaken notion of Japan...
I can't give you this... It's fried...
She knows that you're the softie, Minami,
so she's not going away.
I guess I have no choice... Come here, I'll give you this!
Now calm down and eat.
But this, in its own way, is a little lonely.
Everyone in our class thinks she's quiet and scary,
but she's actually really kind, cool, and awesome!
She seems to be quite respected by Kobayakawa-san,
who lives in Izumi-san's house.
Oh, is that so?
Minami-chan, a neighborhood announcement!
Minami-chan is cool and awesome, right?
Oh, come to think of it, Izumi-san as well...
Minami-chan's image is that she's very cool-headed with no faults,
but watching her with Yu-chan, you can tell that she's a great person!
...had said something of that sort.
I'm sorry, this item is on sale,
and is limited to one per customer.
My...
Minami-chan is cool-headed with no faults...
Other than that, Kagami-san and Tsukasa-san...
Minami-chan seems like the type that does everything perfectly
in a straightforward manner.
It looks like nothing is impossible for Minami-chan to do.
She's so awesome that I look up to her.
Minami-san is viewed with respect by Kagami-san and Tsukasa-san as well.
Mom... The thing you wanted was limited to one per customer.
Oh, my...
My, my?
My, my, my?
My my my my my...
Minami-chan does everything perfectly and straightforward?
- S'up.
- Hey, girl! - S'up.
- Hey, girl! - Welcome.
What are you watching?
A mecha anime that I rented.
Hey, this is pretty cool.
You're still really into this stuff?
I'm not that interested in the mecha themselves.
Huh? You're not interested in the mecha?
Then what are you looking at?
Lately, mecha series, to get a wider audience,
almost always have cute girls or boys...
Can you call that a mecha show, then?
Got that? Hiiragi, do you understand?
You have to say for sure!
I'm really counting on you tomorrow!
Yeah, yeah, I'll do my best.
Now, Misa-chan, Hiiragi-chan said okay,
so it's better to not be so persistent.
But from my past experiences, "I'll do my best"
is a line that means she doesn't wanna do it at all.
She picks the weirdest things to be right about.
Kagami-sama!
Let's stop by Gamers on the way home!
I have nothing to buy today,
and I've got stuff to do today, so I'll pass.
Come on, let's stop by for a short visit...
I don't want to.
- Come on!
- Don't play with me!
In the first place, isn't there a bookstore in your neighborhood?
Once you go to that kind of store,
don't ordinary bookstores totally feel like they're missing something?
Like you can't find all the titles that you want.
That's because your tastes are too specialized!
So, what are you going to buy?
I'm getting this today.
You sure watch a lot of stuff.
No, I haven't seen the anime.
But, from when I saw this cover,
it feels like we're connected somehow.
It's been on my mind all this time.
I don't get it.
But I've finally started to understand the philosophy
of buying something just based on the cover.
I mean, you pick your light novels by the cover too, right?
Well, I won't deny it.
If they're right up your alley, it really feels like a bargain.
But on the other hand, even if it's not,
you bought it with a light heart, so you have no regrets...
In other words, life is about the meeting of a lifetime!
That might be a good way to sum it up,
but a part of that argument sounds fishy...
Let's take it easy...
Perhaps this is the meeting of a lifetime as well?
Achoo!
That was a brash one. At least cover your mouth.
Well, you can't really control your sneezes, you know?
This is the first time I've seen anyone sneeze "Achoo!" as if you drew her.
Choo.
You know, the personal differences you feel in just one sneeze...
It's unfair.
Being cute is somehow really sneaky.
Lay off her.
You go all the way around, and so it actually smells nice...
But I heard they've already quit.
The two of you get along so well.
Have you ever gotten into an argument?
Yeah, we have!
Ayano may look like this, but when she gets mad, she's really scary.
Oh, there are people like that out there. You're right.
Geez! Even you, Hiiragi-chan?
By the way...
Hiiragi, you're scary on an everyday basis.
So after all, I'm in that kind of a position?
Minami-chan runs the 100 meter in about the same time as you, Sis.
I see...
But if I were to really race her,
I'd win with the difference being my breasts, or something?
Smooth...
Flat...
Flat-chested girls
Before that, wouldn't Minami-chan win from the height factor?
Smooth... flat... Before that, wouldn't Minami-chan win from the height factor?
She brushed that one aside very gracefully...
You think so too, right, Hiiragi?
It's amusing, right, Hiiragi?
What do you think, Hiiragi?
Misa-chan, who thinks, "Don't give me half-assed answers",
and Hiiragi-chan, who thinks,
"Don't ask me to answer anything when I'm reading a book",
are getting all worked up now...
Well, Japanese anime and game characters
sure have their moe factors!
You're right.
Oh? Isn't this graphic a bug?
Oh, no, it's all right. It's supposed to look like that.
That's kind of indecent on its own...
Ahem! That's kind of indecent on its own...
Ahem!
What kind of game are you playing, little high school girls?
What are all of you doing?
No!
Yu-chan, you don't need to know!
It's done!
I've written a long diary entry for the first time in a while.
Now, send...
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Lucky Star!
You know...
I'm not planning on saying one thing after another
like the mother of the groom...
Gloomy.
But no matter what led up to this, the two of you, you know,
raised a toast to do your best to make this segment, right?
And despite that, you ruin everything about it in the end?
Isn't that uncalled for?
Dropping shoulders.
It's been said that I'm sneaky and sly and stuff,
all the while doing all sorts of things,
but this is the first time I've had to try stopping a damn boring argument.
You understand?
Besides, if you guys don't finish this up,
it's going to sling mud in my face as well, got it?
Hey, Shiraishi!
I'm terribly sorry, Gottuza-sama...
Huh?
And what do you think about this, Akira?
I'm sorry...
What's that?!
Sorry about that, Gottuza-sama...
Well then, let's call it a wrap with this. Okay?
There's only one episode left.
Why don't you go back to basics
and pull Lucky Channel off or something?
Well? How about it?
- Understood.
- I can't hear you!
Understood!
All right, then it's been decided.
I'm going to leave the rest in your hands.
Go and live on, in the future of the anime industry.
Well, I'm going to go back for now.
I'll let the producer know.
If there's anything else, call for me.
If you need them, I'll send in a couple of my underlings.
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Now, what's with the next episode of Lucky Star?
Oh, geez! Shut up! Come on, guys,
let's at least do the final episode right.
Are you listening? Hello?
Oh, fine, I'll do it all by myself!
Next episode: To Be Decided.
To Be Decided
Wait, it hasn't been decided yet?!